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[Nikas]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...7192622AALKpDE

[Gator]

Atvaizdas

O kas cia juokingo, jei de llithuania tai meta pagal geo sita, vokietijoj nemes. O visi kiti neverti cia det, nes tokio tipo juokeliu (su google paieska) buvo simtai internete ir daug kart geresniu

[Edvard]

[Edvard]

Tai labai paslaptinga durų rankena, jos struktūra verčia mus užsigalvoti,
gerai kad virš jos yra naudojimo instrukcija.

[groundzer]

Tiems, kurie ilgai užsisėdi tualete...


Kiekvienas turim savo hobį

[tivoli]

Tiems, kurie ilgai užsisėdi tualete...
Atvaizdas

Prieš du mėnesius mačiau, jog šitą daiktą buvo galima įsigyti PC Mole Tigerio parduotuvėje

[Edvard]

[artexs]

Silpnų nervų žmonėms GRIEŽTAI NEREKOMENDUOJAMA!

Kiniečių kovinio filmo scena

[zaraza-Šiauliai]

Silpnų nervų žmonėms GRIEŽTAI NEREKOMENDUOJAMA!

Kiniečių kovinio filmo scena
Youtube video

lol wtf? Tikriausiai niekada aš nesuprasiu tų kinietiškų filmų

[aesde]

žiūrėti tik rusiškai suprantantiems.

dedu tik linką, nes N-18 ir reikalinga autorizacija

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHfQS...has_verified=1

[John]

Neblogas

[John]

Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels
http://www.theonion.com/articles/pop...accepta,17201/

VATICAN CITY—Calling the behavior shameful, sinful, and much more frequent than the Vatican was comfortable with, Pope Benedict XVI vowed this week to bring the widespread pedophilia within the Roman Catholic Church down to a more manageable level.

Addressing thousands gathered at St. Peter's Square on Easter Sunday, the pontiff offered his "most humble apologies" to abuse victims, and pledged to reduce the total number of molestations by 60 percent over the next five years.

"This is absolutely unacceptable," Pope Benedict said. "It seems a weakening of faith in God has prevented our priests from exercising moderation when sexually abusing helpless minors."

"And let me remind our clergy of the holy vows they all took when they entered the priesthood," he continued. "They should know that they're only allowed one small child every other month."

The pope said he was deeply disappointed to learn that the number of children sexually abused by priests was almost 10 times beyond the allowable limit clearly outlined in church doctrine. Admitting for the first time in public that the overindulgent touching of "tender, tender young flesh" had become a full-blown crisis, the Holy Father vowed to implement new reforms to bring the pedophilia rate back down to five children per 1,000 clergy.

"The truth is there will always be a little bit of molestation—it's simply unavoidable," Vatican spokesperson Rev. Federico Lombardi said. "But the fact that young boys have gotten much more attractive over the past few decades is no excuse for the blatant defiance of church limits that have been in place for centuries."

"The majority of priests don't want to molest kids at all," he added. "But for those who do, we must make sure they're doing it at a reasonable rate."

Following the pope's speech, the Vatican released a statement outlining its plan to reduce pedophilia. Starting next year, specially trained cardinals will make unannounced visits to inspect and observe random churches in order to ensure they are not going beyond diocese-wide molestation caps. The inspector-cardinals will grade each parish based on long, private interviews with altar boys in darkened church basements, and careful observation of priests' sexual activity.

These senior officials will also have the authority to enforce harsh punishments for any clergy member violating his allotment of pedophilia.

"If a priest goes even one child over the limit, there will be hell to pay," said Prefect of the Congregation for Bishops Giovanni Battista Re, explaining the Vatican's new "Three Strikes, You're Out" rule. "After the third offense, the offending priest will immediately be moved to another parish. This will give officials time to investigate the case, and will act as an effective deterrent since it usually takes months for priests to gain the trust of the new children."

As a "goodwill measure," Cardinal Re said all churches will also be required to display a sign next to the altar showing the number of days since the last molestation.

Criticism of the pope's new plan has already begun to emerge from within the Catholic Church itself. Rev. Walter Moore, a pastor at St. Peter's in Chicago, questioned the Vatican's methodology in calculating the molestation rates, saying the church's inconsistent definition of pedophilia may have skewed the numbers.

"Is it technically pedophilia if the child's clothes are fully on the entire time? What if he's asleep when it happens?" Moore said. "It's time we had some clear guidance from Rome on this issue. For instance, the church counts it as one incident regardless of whether the child is molested multiple times by the same individual or by two priests at once. That's just plain wrong."

"Plus, if it's supposed to be a special secret between the priest and the boy, is it even any of the church's business in the first place?" he added. "Maybe Brandon is just trying to get attention."

The Vatican would not release details of the pope's upcoming world tour, in which he plans to clear up any confusion on the matter by personally demonstrating what constitutes molestation.

[Edvard]

[artexs]

Senos reklamos

[Edvard]

[daktaras]

lietuviai toliau žvejoja po europą

[Edvard]

Traukinio atvilkimas Indijoj.
http://smotri.com/video/view/?id=v15269685ef5

[praeivis]

Traukinio atvilkimas Indijoj.
http://smotri.com/video/view/?id=v15269685ef5

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netikiu,kad taip gali buti is tikruju....

[zaraza-Šiauliai]

Youtube video

lietuviai toliau žvejoja po europą

Antroji pusė juokinga ;DD Čia suvalkietiškas akcentas ar man tik atrodo?

[Sefas210]

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