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Butu afigiena jei paaisketu, kad kokie du Ryto zaidejai istikruju yra gejai ir buciuotis pradetu po kiekvieno taiklaus metimo LKL finalas butu isviso topine pornucha

[TH1]

Baisu ir pagalvot kas vyksta persirengimo kambary

[innuendo]

NUI Maynooth studentas peršasi dėstytojai

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[Wycka]

Jūs iki šiol manėte, kad tik vyrų tualetuose sunkiai įsivaizduojamos scenos vyksta? O moterų tualetuose teskamba kalbos apie kosmetiką ir kuriai kuris vaikinukas patinka? Oi, ne visada taip...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZVVhBX-dic

[Raptor]

Siek tiek Anglisku faktu apie Chuck Norris'a:

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.

Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.

When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no live witnesses.

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.

Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris watched the Texas Chain Saw Massacre and fell asleep laughing.

Chuck Norris got a speeding ticket, from a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigarettes, cigarettes smoke for Chuck Norris.

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Chuck Norris did a roundhouse kick to set it all in motion.

huck Norris once was asked to cure a boy of cancer. He did a roundhouse kick that left the boy unharmed and the cancer ran in fear

The Earth does not sit on an axis, only Chuck Norris' finger

People prey to god!!!! GOD preys to CHUCK NORRIS!!!

Chuck Norris chose his name before he was born.

Chuck Norris committed suicide twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave, he roundhouse kicks his face.

Its a myth that if you look at a sheep cross-eyed it will die. Its a fact that if Chuck Norris looks at you cross-eyed you'll die.

One time a blind man stepped on Chuck Norris's foot. Then Chuck Norris said "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" Once the blind man heard these words, his blindness was cured. But the first, last , and only thing the man saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a gun, he just throws bullets at people and kills them.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity,,,, twice.

If you can see Chuck Norris Chuck can see you, if you cant see chuck norris you are only seconds away from death.

The only time chuck norris was wrong was when he thought he was wrong.

jesus can walk on water. Chuck norris can swim on land

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down

When Chuck Norris was born the midwife said, "Holy sh!t, thats Chuck Norris." She then had sex with him, at this time she was the twelth person to have had sex with Chuck Norris.

If it smells like beef,
looks like beef,
and taste like beef,
and Chuck Norris says it's chicken;
it's chicken.

When god said "let there be light" Chuck Norris said "say please"

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Youtube video

Airiai irgi ieškojo lenko KET pažeidėjo, Mr. Prawo Jazdy, kuris po visą Airiją "siautė"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/n...nd/7899171.stm

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Šita irgi savotiška

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[Irma]

Šita irgi savotiška

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Ten biblija? "Žinios" persiduoda ant jos pamiegojus

[artexs]

Balsavimas Rusijos dūmoje: 88 parlamentarai salėje, o balsavusiųjų 449 iš 450. O mes skundžiamės, kad pas mus seimas blogas ir Sacharukas nesąžiningas

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Azija ir tiek

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Manau daug laiko nepraeis kol didesnė Azijos dalis aplenks Europą daugumoje sričių, todėl manau, kad Rusiją Azija vadinti yra per didelis komplimentas rusams . Geriau pasiliekame prie tiesiog "Rusijos". Tas žodis pakankamai daug pasako

[artexs]

Geras katinėlis

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Balsavimas Rusijos dūmoje: 88 parlamentarai salėje, o balsavusiųjų 449 iš 450. O mes skundžiamės, kad pas mus seimas blogas ir Sacharukas nesąžiningas

Youtube video

Mūsų Sacharukui į Rosijos dūmą

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Geras katinėlis

Youtube video

Kas juokingiausia - mano katinėlis irgi Pinkis . Ir elgiasi lygiai taip pat. Kai dar buvo jaunas, tai taip yra mane apkapojęs nagais, kad visą ranką spiritu teko dezinfekuoti. Matyt, vardo prakeiksmas . Bet negaliu per daug skųstis - pat tą vardą ir sugalvojau...

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iš ch.lt man patikęs

Į klasę ateina nauja mokytoja:
-Aš esu Oksana ir sergu už "LR".Dabar jūs taip prisistatykit.
-Aš esu Onutė ir sergu už "LR".
-Aš esu Petriukas ir sergu už "Žalgirį".
-O kodėl tu sergi už "Žalgirį"?
-Mano šeima, draugai už "Žalgirį",tai ir aš už jį.
-Bet reikia turėti savo nuomonę.O ka darytum,jei tavo tėveliai būtų narkomanai, draugai-banditai?
-Tada sirgčiau už "Lietuvos rytą"-atšauna Petriukas

[vizas]

iš ch.lt man patikęs

Į klasę ateina nauja mokytoja:
-Aš esu Oksana ir sergu už "LR".Dabar jūs taip prisistatykit.
-Aš esu Onutė ir sergu už "LR".
-Aš esu Petriukas ir sergu už "Žalgirį".
-O kodėl tu sergi už "Žalgirį"?
-Mano šeima, draugai už "Žalgirį",tai ir aš už jį.
-Bet reikia turėti savo nuomonę.O ka darytum,jei tavo tėveliai būtų narkomanai, draugai-banditai?
-Tada sirgčiau už "Lietuvos rytą"-atšauna Petriukas

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