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[Mantas]

Edgaex asmeninė žinutė po eilinio išvijimo

Gaidy nx, suka bl nespejau tam tupam kaimieciui - panevezieciui paaiskinti kas yra Klaipeda !
dar bl isbanink nukalsiu nx vaizdo duxas tu bl, tokius piedikus tik spardyti nx i akinius lochas tu nx, jauciu reiks kada man i jobnuta vilnu, supista lenku ir rusu miesta, atvaziuoti ir atimti is taves akinius, kad savo nupuvusios ataugos nebematytum ai nors px palauksiu kol visi lopai per juros svente atvaziuos paziureti i Klaipeda, i jura, i tikra miesta...

[Quack]

Paauglyste sudetingas laikotarpis...

[ArTuRAs]

Kiek pazystu bet tokiu dar nesu mates...
@Mantaz
Susimastyk, gal sis forumas kaikuriuos veikia labai neigiamai

[Mantas]

Aha, gal tikrai reikia uždaryt ir viesiems ramu bus

[Quack]

Ir tu sveika kaili isnestum

[Rokas]

Juokdariai Nieko nepridursi

[tech]

Ir tu sveika kaili isnestum

Mantaz, gal apsaugos reik?

[Mantas]

Na, ne pro šalį, nes jau tokie tūzai man grąsina, tai gal tikrai reiktų pamąstyt apie keletą apsauginių

[alonso]

gal man pakopinti darksaberxo zinutes man?

[Mantas]

Tiek to, turinys maždaug aiškus

[skunk]

Šiauliečiams

[alonso]

@Mantaz

beje. apie koki jis cia "tupa kaimieti-panevezieti" kalbejo?
isvis idomu, su kiek cia vartotoju jis buvo susikoliojes.

[Mantas]

Jis kalbėjo apie naująjį mūsų narį Samsung, kuris temoje "Panevėžio projektai" paminėjo, kad, anot Adamkaus, Panevėžys pagal investicijas yra trečias po Kauno. Edgaex tam reikalui susikūrė naują vartotoją, o aš laiku pastebėjęs jį atjungiau, tad taip ir išėjo

[alonso]

na gaila, jog Lietuvoj toks jaunimas auga. ir manau, kad netik Klaipdoje tokius surastume.

[Edd]

Jooo, gerai cia Edgaex pavare.
O siaip idomu ar Edgeax nors kada buvo kokiam nors kitam "tikram mieste" isskyrus Klaipeda? Ar aplamai kitu "tikru miestu" isskyrus Klaipeda jam nera?

[keen]

Kas ten juokiasi is statybininku-programuotoju ?
Manau reikia ginti garbinga profesija (programuotoju aisku, ne statybininku):

Architect programmer
If architects had to work like programmers . . .

Dear Mr. Architect,

Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of what I need, so you should use your discretion.

My house should have between two and forty-five bedrooms. Just make sure the plans are such that the bedrooms can be easily added or deleted. When you bring the blueprints to me, I will make the final decision of what I want. Also, bring me the cost breakdown for each configuration so that I can arbitrarily pick one.

Keep in mind that the house I ultimately choose must cost less than the one I am currently living in. Make sure, however, that you correct all the deficiencies that exist in my current house (the floor of my kitchen vibrates when I walk across it, and the walls don't have nearly enough insulation in them).

As you design, also keep in mind that I want to keep yearly maintenance costs as low as possible. This should mean the incorporation of extra-cost features like aluminum, vinyl, or composite siding. (If you choose not to specify aluminum, be prepared to explain your decision in detail.)

Please take care that modern design practices and the latest materials are used in construction of the house, as I want it to be a showplace for the most up-to-date ideas and methods. Be alerted, however, that kitchen should be designed to accommodate, among other things, my 1952 Gibson refrigerator.

To insure that you are building the correct house for our entire family, make that you contact each of our children, and also our in-laws. My mother-in-law will have very strong feelings about how the house should be designed, since she visits us at least once a year. Make sure that you weigh all of thses options carefully and come to the right decision. I, however, retain the right to overrule any choices that you make.

Please don't bother me with small details right now. Your job is to develop the overall plans for the house: get the big picture. At this time, for example, it is not appropriate to be choosing the color of the carpet. However, keep in mind that my wife likes blue.

Also, do not worry at this time about acquiring the resources to build the house itself. Your first priority is to develop detailed plans and specifications. Once I approve these plans, however, I would expect the house to be under roof within 48 hours.

While you are designing this house specifically for me, keep in mind that sooner or later I will have to sell it to someone else. It therefore should have appeal to a wide variety of potential buyers. Please make sure before you finalize the plans that there is a consensus of the population in my area that they like the features this house has.

I advise you to run up and look at my neighbor's house he constructed last year. We like it a great deal. It has many features that we would also like in our new home, particularily the 75-foot swimming pool. With careful engineering, I believe that you can design this into our new house without impacting the final cost.

Please prepare a complete set of blueprints. It is not necessary at this time to do the real design, since they will be used only for construction bids. Be advised, however, that you will be held accountable for any increase of construction costs as a result of later design changes.

You must be thrilled to be working on as an interesting project as this! To be able to use the latest techniques and materials and to be given such freedom in your designs is something that can't happen very often. Contact me as soon as possible with your complete ideas and plans.

PS: My wife has just told me that she disagrees with many of the instructions I've given you in this letter. As architect, it is your responsibility to resolve these differences. I have tried in the past and have been unable to accomplish this. If you can't handle this responsibility, I will have to find another architect.

PPS: Perhaps what I need is not a house at all, but a travel trailer. Please advise me as soon as possible if this is the case.

[alonso]

Jooo, gerai cia Edgaex pavare.
O siaip idomu ar Edgeax nors kada buvo kokiam nors kitam "tikram mieste" isskyrus Klaipeda? Ar aplamai kitu "tikru miestu" isskyrus Klaipeda jam nera?

toks kaip tu niekada to nesuprasi, kaimietis..

[Edd]

toks kaip tu niekada to nesuprasi, kaimietis..

Siaip tai mes abu kaimieciai.

[alonso]

Siaip tai mes abu kaimieciai.

[vap]

Apie programuotojus, tai geriau skamba anglų kalba. Esu skaitęs ir lietuviškai, bet šitas geresnis.