Šiaip linksma (archyvas)

[Ežiukas]

http://www.koreus.com/files/200406/homerun.html


mano rekordas pakolkas 62 metrai

[Mantas]

Šitas geras, mano buvo 63 m, regis

[John]

nuejo man jis 74m ir uzmigo

[Ežiukas]

idomu ji isviso namo imanoma parvest

[Whose Homepage]

Lol, what you guys manage to come up with! I guess you have plenty of practice from all the games you play .

In several attempts I managed to move that sorry specimen of a totally drunk fellow 10 meters--guess he'd be better off with a taxi!

[Whose Homepage]

Happy interim report: 43 meters!

[B.S.]

nu blin...
puse valandos knisaus kol sumusiau Jono rekorda
92!

[Whose Homepage]

Lol, it seems you're the current champion then, B.S.!

[Mantas]

Hehe, čia neblogai pavarei

[Whose Homepage]

Ha, I'm catching up! 64 meters!

[win2k3]

Donaldas - Holivudo Šlovės alėjoje

Ūmaus charakterio animacinių filmų personažas ančiukas Donaldas kartu su savo varžovu peliuku Mikiu pirmadienį atidengė savo žvaigždę Holivudo Šlovės alėjoje.

“Donaldas tai ypač vertina”, - per atidengimo ceremoniją priešais “Walt Disney” priklausantį kino teatrą Holivudo centre sakė šios kompanijos vadovas Maiklas Eisneris.

“Mikis visai nepavydi, - pažymėjo M.Eisneris. - O iš visų personažų labiausiai jums nori padėkoti antytė Rožė (Daisy)”.

Oficialia Donaldo gimimo diena laikoma 1934 metų birželio 9-oji, todėl ši ceremonija, nors ir pavėluotai, sutapo su 70-uoju ančiuko gimtadieniu.

Iškilmėse dalyvavo peliukai Mikis ir Minė, taip pat šuo Plutas.

Ančiukas Donaldas 1934 metais debiutavo animaciniame “Disney Silly Symphony” filme “Išmintingoji vištytė” (“The Wise Little Hen”).

Donaldą piešdavo animatorius Dikas Landis, o 51 metus įgarsindavo Klarensas Našas.

“Nuo vargano gyvenimo paukščių diendaržyje Donaldas tapo viena labiausiai pamėgtų ikonų mūsų planetoje”, - pažymėjo Holivudo prekybos rūmai, suteikiantys garbę Šlovės alėjoje turėti savo žvaigždę.

Per daugelį metų keitėsi Donaldo išvaizda. Iš pradžių jis buvo aukštesnis ir turėjo ilgesnį snapą. Vėliau animatorius Karlas Barksas padidino jo galvą, praplatino akis ir sutrumpino snapą.

5-ąjį dešimtmetį šis ančiukas pasirodydavo trumpo metražo filmuose dažniau už kitus “Walt Disney” personažus.

Tačiau Holivudo alėjoje jis įsiamžino vėliau už tokius jaunesnius personažus kaip Simpsonai.

Dar blogiau tai, kad peliuko Mikio, kuriam šiemet suėjo 75-eri, žvaigždė šioje alėjoje žiba jau ketverius metus.

[99]

jaunojo verslininko pradziamokslis,
http://www.beermatsoftware.com/dopewars/download.asp

[Doncikas]

Amerikiečių mąstysena:

[Mantas]

Jo, čia vakar manęs klausė iš kur esu. Sakau iš Lietuvos, tai dar paklausė, ar tai netoli Laoso

[Jay-M]

Dar vienas panasus zemelapis

[Ežiukas]

isbandykite sita :

http://www.dawnofthedeadmovie.net/experience/blackout.htm

[John]

Cia siek tiek humoro religiju tema is vieno saito
Kaip kiekviena religija vartoja populiaru posaki "shit happens".



Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.


And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!

[Doncikas]

Šiaip fun apie statybas
http://www.resteksa.lt/skaitiniai1.htm

[Lillu]

IE! as laimiu! ta dedule girtuokleli nuvedziau net 124metrus

[Ežiukas]

http://www.delfi.lt/news/sport/eurob...php?id=5598864